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Patriot's Whey

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THE REVOLUTIONARY'S PROTEIN

Chubby Choco Nutz- REAL Chocolate Peanut Butter Cereal pieces

Fortuitous Keepsakes- REAL Marshmallow pieces!

It's often said that George Washington could not tell a lie. In the spirit of Ol’ Georgie Boy, neither can we: Patriot’ s Whey is the best-tasting protein this side of the Revolutionary War.


Seriously. It’s as if we traveled back in time to your grandma’ s house in 1986, sat in on your family BBQ, bottled all the delicious desserts, and came back to the present with the formula intact. That’ s why we call it the Revolutionary’ s Protein: because it’ s so damn tasty that it’ s revolutionary.


This ain’ t your dad’ s protein – the one that tastes like George’ s wooden teeth. This is good ol’ fashioned American exceptionalism bottled and packed into deliciousness!

Vendor: 'Merica Labz